edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(Source: beautyhasbetrayed)

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

m-eg:

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

"I want everyone to leave me alone and I also want someone to come snuggle me and rub my back. Or I don’t want that. I want you to go away and stop talking and I want a hug and I want ice cream sundaes and I never want to eat again."

(Source: warningdontreadthis)